You are sober. This is the preferred state of mind for those who regularly operate automobiles and heavy equipment.
You are buzzed. Although your coordination is somewhat impaired, it is still legal for you to drive in all 50 states. You should notice a lowering of your inhibitions, and a mild euphoria. This is the optimum amount of consumption when using alcohol as a "social lubricant".
You are drunk. Your ability to reason is impaired, as are your reflexes. Your natural inhibitions may no longer be functioning, possibly leading to regrettable circumstances. Driving would be dangerous and irresponsible.
You are very drunk. You are most probably staggering, and slurring your speech. Emotionally you may experience irrational swings between anger and sadness.
You are in a stupor. You find understanding difficult. The written word swims on the page, becoming indecipherable. Walking may be difficult, even simply standing is a chore. You may experience blackouts, and you may wake up someplace foreign and strange tomorrow morning.
You are dangerously drunk. You have drinken enough alcohol that the substance is acting as a terrible poison within your body. Breathing may become difficult for you, and you may require medical assistance. Please, stop drinking now.
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